Incredible Shrinking Dickies

Dickies Incredible Shrinking Dickies Lyrics
1.Give It Back

Lyrics:Phillips/Lee/Huffsteter
Music:Phillips/Lee/Huffsteter

One day i was walking to school
I saw these bullies and
They thought they were cool
They put me down and they pushed me around
They stole my books and they called me a clown

Give it back
Baaaaccckk
Give it back
You better give it back

I went to school
Yeah i went anyway
I said i'd show them another day
I showed them all what i could do
I got us thrown right out of school

I got em back
Baaack
Yeah i got em back
You know i got em back
Ba ba ba back

(break)

That night i was walking home
And when they caught me i was all alone
A bloody nose and a broken bone
I thought those brats were going to leave me alone


2.Poodle Party

Lyrics:Kaballero
Music:Kaballero

I want you tonight
Won't you please come over
I don't like your looks
But then again,i'm not sober

Oh doggy doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh lorna doon
You're the easiest except for me

Come over tonight and
Show me some good fun yeah
Remember when you leave
Don't tell anyone

Oh doggy doo
You're the sleaziest
Oh poodle chew
You're the easiest except for me

Ruff ruff-ruff(3x)


3.She


4.Mental Ward

Lyrics:Phillips/Club/Glib
Music:Phillips/Club/Glib

Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
Or i'll put you on a rack
Get in your cell
Don't talk back
Get in your cell
Or i'll put you on a rack

I gotta get out of this mental ward
The stink in my cell has got me totally floored
I'm so sick and tired of being ignored
Yeah my mental ward

Repeat first verse

Chorus

Lead

Chorus

Mental ward
It's my mental ward
Mental ward
It's my mental ward

Chorus


5.Eve Of Destruction


6.You Drive Me Ape(You Big Gorilla)

Lyrics:Lee/Wagon
Music:Lee/Wagon

You drive me ape
You big gorilla
You drive me ape,ape
I wanna tell ya

Swinging around from every town to town
I swing around and i never come down
City is a jungle now this is it
Every time i look at you i go ape shit

Chorus

Cruising through the trees
With the birds and the bees
Baby,baby monkey,i ain't so hard to please
Cruising through the trees
With the birds and the bees
Baby,baby monkey,you won't get no disease

Lead

Chorus


7.Waterslide

Lyrics:Phillips/Lee
Music:Phillips/Lee

I got my mat
I'm gonna take a dive
I might get wet
But i'll still be alive
It only cost 3 bones
To prove my masculinity
But when i'm riding i'm free

I'm on the waterslide
(woh-oh)
I'm on the waterslide
(let's go)
I'm on the waterslide
Watch me go

In the shoot
I'll do the loop to loop
But in the end
I'll wind up in the soup
Last one to finish
Has to pay for every ride
But if i'm last you'll let me slide

Chorus

Lead

Chorus

Go down backwards on the waterslide

Lane 5 on the waterslide

Lane 6 on the waterslide

I'm getting wet on the waterlide


8.Walk Like An Egg

Lyrics:Lee/Wilde
Music:Lee/Wilde

I'm just a lonley egg
Peel me down
I'm not afraid
What will we do
What will we do
What will we do

Walk like an egg
Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg
C'mon and walk like an egg
Yankee shake a leg,shake a leg,shake a leg

I'm just a lonely egg and i'm an egghead
Peel me down and i'm white and naked
Everybody thinks that i'm just a joke
Baby,baby the joke's on you

Waddling around
Egg is in town
A fellow's gotta waddle
He's hittin' full throttle

Chorus

Lead

Chorus


9.Curb Job

Lyrics:Lee/Wilde
Music:Lee/Wilde

Gimme a bone
I gotta get away
You better gimme a bone
There'e no way i'm gonna feed your face

Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face
Aaaoh
I'm gonna give you a curb job
Aaaoh
I'm gonna break your face

Gimme a bone
I don't have one today
Gimme a bone
There's no way i'm gonna play your game

Chorus


10.Shake & Bake

Lyrics:Lee/Huffsteter
Music:Lee/Huffsteter

Now i got the hook
And now i got the bait
Now i got the bait
So don't slow me down
Now i got a car
And now i gotta girl
Now i got a car to go around the world

You better
Shake and bake

Now i got the hook
And now i got the bait
Now i got the bait
So don't slow me down,down,down
Now i got a car
I got me a jaguar
Now i got a car to go around the world

Chorus